A Sad Day for Tennis and Men!

Written by  //  August 18, 2009  //  Fitness, Humor, Sports, Women  //  1 Comment

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I used to volunteer at a senior center on the northside of Chicago and Elzie, one of the seniors forwarded me this email- which I thought was priceless. I didn’t change anything. Enjoy!

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Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.

Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.

But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.

“This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation,” Halep said. “The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.”

“It’s the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly,” she added.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS TENNIS GIRL THAT WINNING ISN’T EVERYTHING!! THIS SELFISH SPOILED LITTLE BRAT SHOULDN’T BE SO CONSUMED WITH “WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS”!! WHAT ABOUT US…THE HARD-WORKING EVERYDAY FAN?? 34DD’s??? FOLKS PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR WARLOCKS LIKE THAT! AND THIS LITTLE BRAT WANTS TO HAVE THEM “REDUCED”??? THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE ! …………..:)

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One Comment on "A Sad Day for Tennis and Men!"

  1. Scoot March 27, 2011 at 7:59 am ·

    My ex is similarly endowed. She even got to size F during pregnancy. You have no idea how uncomfortable life can be/is.

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